Daggy Delight: The Best Uncool-But-We-Love-It Homes
Not every great house on this list is dripping in marble or built like a castle. Some of our favourite finds are just properly, unapologetically daggy — the kind of home that was never trying to impress anyone, and is somehow more charming for it. Think fibro beach shacks with decor from three decades ago, backyard additions that solved a problem in the most direct way possible, and interiors that were clearly decorated with love and a very tight budget. Daggy Delight is our tribute to the houses that never made a design magazine and never wanted to. They made us smile instead, which counts for more.
SoldThe Blue Carpet Cannot Be Ignored: Daylesford
Made the list for a teal-blue shagpile so aggressive it colour-corrects the entire house around it, a chartreuse and mustard lounge suite still standing its ground, and an original wood stove kitchen that has clearly never once considered an upgrade.
For SaleKentucky Blue and Not One Day Younger: Lambton's Time Capsule
Made the list for a house that has not so much been preserved as sealed in amber — floral wallpaper in three different patterns, a ceiling-hatch attic reached by a wooden library ladder and lit by a single ominous red bulb, an orange vinyl-tufted kitchen island doing its best 1970s diner impression, and a pink-tiled bathroom starring a powder-blue bathtub.
For SaleIt's Red. It's Very Red.: Nowra's Boogie Nights House
Made the list for a bathroom the agent describes as "striking red" when the correct description is simply red — floor to ceiling, no negotiation, visible from the mountains nearby.
For SaleDo Not Touch This House: Lane Cove Edition
Made the list for surviving fifty-plus years in one family without a single renovation, which means teal damask wallpaper matched to teal shag carpet, a kitchen wallpapered floor to ceiling in yellow flowers, a pink bedroom, and a bathroom with a green toilet lid we are choosing to admire rather than question.
Not for saleThe House That Bloomed Too Much
Made the list for being an entirely normal-looking two-storey brick home in Bligh Park that someone has since filled, floor to ceiling, with what appears to be the combined stock of every florist, craft fair and doily factory in New South Wales.
For SaleShe Left And Never Came Back
Made the list because somewhere out there is a woman who bought an entire new apartment's worth of furniture rather than bring a single lamp from this one, and left five fully-furnished bedrooms, a wet bar and a teddy bear behind without a second thought.
Under ContractThe House That Started At The Bar
Made the list for a built-in red bar so confidently placed that we're fairly sure the rest of the house was designed backwards from it, probably after a few too many.
For saleThe House The Jungle Ate
Made the list for presenting real estate's three great questions all at once: demolish, renovate, or hand the keys straight to a disaster-movie location scout.
SoldThe 3.4 Metre Wonder
Made the list for being so narrow a tape measure is the most alarming thing about the listing — and for hiding a clawfoot bath in the side passage that no plumber could fully explain.
For SaleWhat Was I Thinking?: Port Lincoln's Gold-And-Marble Fever Dream
Made the list for being two completely different houses stacked on top of each other: a gold-and-marble chandelier palace upstairs, and a full 1970s brick entertainment bunker downstairs, united only by a staircase with a golden nude on the newel post.
SoldThe Time Machine On Park Street
Made the list for a swirling green-and-gold carpet that runs uninterrupted from the front hallway clean through to the formal lounge, a built-in red leather bar still standing at attention for guests who stopped arriving decades ago, a bathroom committed head to toe in peach floral tile with gold tapware and a bidet on standby, and a backyard so vast the agent had to mention the rear laneway just to give it an exit.
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