We champion the houses
everyone else scrolls past.

The P List is for the houses with the most personality and the worst listing photos. Avocado bathrooms. Pebblecrete. Carpet that has seen things.

Properties that didn't make the A-list. But should have. That's the whole pitch.

It started on Instagram. Christo kept scrolling realestate.com.au, kept stopping at houses that were clearly unwell, and started narrating them like a nature documentary. Then it got out of hand.

Instagram gets the video. This site gets the rest: the full write-up, every photo, and a link to the real listing if you can still buy it.

We are not real estate agents. Nobody here has a licence or wants one, and nobody gets a cent when your dream pebblecrete bungalow sells. We don't sell houses. We just tell you which ones to look at.

Yes, it's sarcastic. But we only make fun of houses we love. If someone built a bar in the lounge room and painted every bedroom a different colour, they did it on purpose, and that deserves better than "scope to renovate." The one thing we can't stand is greige.

Agents, if your listing ends up here, take it as a compliment. Your stock photos were never going to get this much attention on their own.